Description
This product contains freeze dried human crystals. Pour hot coffee onto said crystals and watch a fully fledged human appear before your eyes! All the functionality of a real human, but without the 18 or so years it takes to raise one right.
Description
This product contains freeze dried human crystals. Pour hot coffee onto said crystals and watch a fully fledged human appear before your eyes! All the functionality of a real human, but without the 18 or so years it takes to raise one right.

Instant Human Sweatshirt and Hoodie

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❝ This t-shirt is next-level hilarious! The design is spot-on for gamers, and I’ve lost count of how many compliments (and laughs) I’ve gotten. Super comfy, great quality, and perfect for flexing my gaming skills (or excuses) IRL. 10/10 would wear on every gaming marathon! ❞

-Jose D.
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❝Finally—a hoodie that matches my brainpower AND style! The design is clever, nerdy, and totally me, and the fabric is so soft, I basically live in it now. Highly recommend for fellow STEM-ers.❞

-Chelsea H.
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