Instant Human T-Shirt
$24.99
$32.99
ALWAYS $5 FLAT RATE SHIPPING
2-12 BUSINESS DAY DELIVERY ON MOST ORDERS
This product contains freeze dried human crystals. Pour hot coffee onto said crystals and watch a fully fledged human appear before your eyes! All the functionality of a real human, but without the 18 or so years it takes to raise one right.
Solid colour t-shirts are 100% cotton.
Sports Grey and Heather colours are 50/50 cotton poly blends.
All shirts are preshrunk.
FREE SHIPPING ON ORDERS OVER 100$
Flat rate of 5$ anywhere in Canada
Flat rated of 7$ anywhere in the USA
Handling time is generally 1-3 business days.
Shipping time can be 2 to 12 business days depending on location.
