Instant Human Hoodie Sweatshirt
$39.99
$48.99
ALWAYS $5 FLAT RATE SHIPPING
2-12 BUSINESS DAY DELIVERY ON MOST ORDERS
This product contains freeze dried human crystals. Pour hot coffee onto said crystals and watch a fully fledged human appear before your eyes! All the functionality of a real human, but without the 18 or so years it takes to raise one right.
50/50 Ringspun cotton and polyester blend for softness and warmth.
Double Needle Stitching
Ribbed Cuffs and Waistbands
FREE SHIPPING ON ORDERS OVER 100$
Flat rate of 5$ anywhere in Canada
Flat rated of 7$ anywhere in the USA
Handling time is generally 1-3 business days.
Shipping time can be 2 to 12 business days depending on location.