Instant Human T-Shirt

$22.95 $31.95
Style Mens T-Shirt
Color Brown
Size S

ALWAYS $5 FLAT RATE SHIPPING

2-12 BUSINESS DAY DELIVERY ON MOST ORDERS

This product contains freeze dried human crystals. Pour hot coffee onto said crystals and watch a fully fledged human appear before your eyes! All the functionality of a real human, but without the 18 or so years it takes to raise one right.

Solid colour t-shirts are 100% cotton.

Sports Grey and Heather colours are 50/50 cotton poly blends.

All shirts are preshrunk.

FREE SHIPPING ON ORDERS OVER 100$

Flat rate of 5$ anywhere in Canada

Flat rated of 7$ anywhere in the USA

Handling time is generally 1-3 business days.

Shipping time can be 2 to 12 business days depending on location.

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